I love WikiHow. I’ve already made that pretty clear, I think.

How can I stop, when it’s so informative, I ask you?

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery, or so I hear. Good thing I don’t have no goddamn problem.

Though perhaps I need to quit googling “how to make weapons on the cheap.” Then I wouldn’t find absolutely necessary things to add to my to-do list this weekend. I’ll get on this later tonight, right after I finish searching the couch cushions for spare change. (Well how the hell else am I gonna meet my regularly scheduled wingman duties/binge-drinking obligations?)